Commentary:
Alright, been way too long since we've had any action on this page, so let's get some new stuff on, shall we?
This one isn't gonna be too kart related, 'cause let's face it, most of the kart news shows up on the main page,
or we hear it somewhere else. Not too much to catch us by surprise that I could put in here. Let's start with a
little news from abroad...
The Dutch Nintendo Tourney took place a little while back. Familiar participants included Zwartjes, Wessels and a few
people no one cares about. Anyway, for a detailed description of what happened, check out THIS
Congrats our karters who participated and successfully made a fool of lots of others...that's what we like to see!
A little news on myself...In my recent absence from kart, I managed to participate in 2 Mario Golf (N64) tournaments -
one online and one hosted by Nintendo Power. I won the online one and got a second place in the Nintendo Power one. The
NP one was especially cool 'cause a guy from Nintendo called to inform me, and he also let me choose the color of the GBC I won.
Anyway, if you wish to see some things, you can view the letter Nintendo sent me by clicking
HERE or check out my prizes by clicking HERE.
And just since these two never reached the eyes of a few of you folks, let me slip 'em in here...
CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE
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Ah, it's been a long time, but we've finally found some fresh new commentary. This time around it's not an impossible claim, it's an accusition.
Forwarded Message:
Subj: Luigi's raceway
Date: 4/8/99 8:24:00 PM Pacific Daylight Time
From: meier@jps.k12.mi.us (Dani Meier)
Reply-to: meier@jps.k12.mi.us
To: launda@aol.com
These times are impossible. There is no way anyone in the world can go anywhere close to these times. 1:39.68 for Luigi Raceway is BULLS***. It would be nice if you could show a photograph of this "Kevin Booth's" T.V. screen. I have played that course for over 500 hours and I thought I have mastered it. My best time is 1:41.72 with Princess. Now I do belieive that MY time can be beaten but not by 2 seconds. THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY OF DOING SO WITHOUT SOME SPECIAL SHORTCUT. So I am asking for you to please post a photograph of any one of the screen's below 1:40.00.
thankyou,
Taylor Jackson
Gee, funny......we spent all that time and it turns out we are all lying to each other. Amazing. Damn that "Kevin Booth" for his cursed lies. hehe.
Well I decided to write up something for the holidays. There is a surprise
submitter that will bust out tons more, but they are of questionable nature, so
they will be part of the next hidden page. Anyhow here's what I came up with
on the 18th of December, 1998 =) I tried to keep the time line as
best as I could, but hey, It was thought up in 30 minutes or less, so it's
a little off key, but so am I for that fact =)
On The First Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The Second Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The 3rd Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
3. Solo Hits,
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The 4th Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
4. Crowley Times,
3. Solo Hits,
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The 5th Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
5. Bern-I-ers.......
4. Crowley Times,
3. Solo Hits,
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The 6th Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
6. Grunbergs-A-Grumblin',
5. Bern-I-ers.......
4. Crowley Times,
3. Solo Hits,
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The 7th Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
7. Simmons-A-Swimmin',
6. Grunbergs-A-Grumblin',
5. Bern-I-ers.......
4. Crowley Times,
3. Solo Hits,
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The 8th Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
8. Peter's Playin',
7. Simmons-A-Swimmin',
6. Grunbergs-A-Grumblin',
5. Bern-I-ers.......
4. Crowley Times,
3. Solo hits,
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The 9th Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
9. Leo's Leavin',
8. Peter's Playin',
7. Simmons-A-Swimmin',
6. Grunbergs-A-Grunblin',
5. Bern-I-ers.......
4. Crowley Times,
3. Solo hits,
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The 10th Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
10. Gallo's-A-Gatherin',
9. Leo's Leavin',
8. Peter's Playin',
7. Simmons-A-Swimmin',
6. Grunbergs-A-Grumblin',
5. Bern-I-ers.......
4. Crowley Times,
3. Solo hits,
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The 11th Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
11. Towles-A-Towelin',
10. Gallo's-A-Gatherin',
9. Leo's Leavin',
8. Peter's Playin',
7. Simmons-A-Swimmin',
6. Grunbergs-A-Grumblin',
5. Bern-I-ers.......,
4. Crowley Times,
3. Solo hits,
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
On The 12th Month Of Karting, The Recruiter Found For You:
12. Penevs-A-Convertin',
11. Towles-A-Towelin',
10. Gallo's-A-Gatherin',
9. Leo's Leavin',
8. Peter's Playin',
7. Simmons-A-Swimmin',
6. Grunbergs-A-Grumblin',
5. Bern-I-ers.......,
4. Crowley Times,
3. Solo hits,
2. Elite Jasons,
and A Launspach With A Web Site.
Here's an everyday occurrence in the field of Mario Kart 64 Time Trial Recruiting. LYING! Why do it? It makes you look like an idiot, especially when a real meanie (ME) Posts it on his site and totally ridicules you in front of hundreds! Well I decided to play along, just to prolong the conversation. After all, who in the hell would believe 1:07 is possible, especially by a person like this:
ANT Falcor: 1:08 and milliseconds 5 I’m not sure about the milliseconds though
Phoney5211: OK, can you tell me how you did this.... I know the SC, but how?
ANT Falcor: OK I kept getting super mushrooms and BAM 1:08 seconds yahoo!
ANT Falcor: with toad
Phoney5211: OK GP time
ANT Falcor: GP?
ANT Falcor: oh GPbr>
ANT Falcor: oh its the same one
Phoney5211: OK was it in GP, VS or Time trials?
ANT Falcor: GP and time trials
Phoney5211: OK.... now time trials only gives 3 mushrooms
Phoney5211: what's your best time there
ANT Falcor: yeah I used the mushrooms wisely
ANT Falcor: like every time right before the finish line I used onethough
Phoney5211: OK... 1'08 is a Grand Prix time..... what did you have in time trialsthough
ANT Falcor: 1:07
ANT Falcor: time trials is easy
Phoney5211: OK.... what do you do the first lap?
ANT Falcor: OK I held A and on every steep turn I used the mini turbo boost and at the starting line I did the rocket boost then I used a mushroom RIGHT before the finish line and made history!
ANT Falcor: why do you wanna know?
ANT Falcor: are you someone who's interviewing me?!
Phoney5211: cause I'm a Kart Elite Player.....one of the best in the world
ANT Falcor: oh!
Phoney5211: and I have 1'35"05 and don't see 1'07 even being possible
ANT Falcor: guess I’m the BEST
ANT Falcor: lol
ANT Falcor: I put the metal to the petal
Phoney5211: OK now, is this a 3lap or 1lap time?
ANT Falcor: 3
ANT Falcor: DUH!
Phoney5211: OK what are your lap times?
ANT Falcor: awww I don't wanna tell!! then you'll tell everyone!
ANT Falcor: sniffle sniffle
Phoney5211: Dude...... I don't tell secrets when requested not to
ANT Falcor: OK here goes:
Phoney5211: David Wonn tells me his secrets and I don't tell
Phoney5211: cool
ANT Falcor: Luigi’s place:1:08 Peach’s place:1:20 Wario’s place:1:14 and I can't think of any more.....
ANT Falcor: Bowser’s place:1:21
Phoney5211: Dude these times are not feasible........ can you provide pictures?
ANT Falcor: I dunno how and it costs too much money and then you'll tell the world!
Phoney5211: no I won't
Phoney5211: Elite Promise
Phoney5211: my promises are as good as gold
ANT Falcor: well no pictures available sorry...
Phoney5211: look, I respect Ants.... they deserve secrecy
ANT Falcor: fine you don't believe me OK with me
Phoney5211: look I want to
Phoney5211: just tell me
ANT Falcor: I can't provide pictures!
Phoney5211: that's fine
Phoney5211: now can you tell me how you did Turnpike
Phoney5211: please
Phoney5211: I won't tell anyone
ANT Falcor: god I just DID!
ANT Falcor: OK I think it was oh yeah 1:08
Phoney5211: Luigi’s place:1:08 Peach’s place:1:20 OK how did you do these then?
ANT Falcor: shortcuts my friend SHORT CUTZ
Phoney5211: I know the SC, now explain how you cut the time
Phoney5211: please....... I won't tell
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Phoney5211: OK?
ANT Falcor: I cut the time by using items that give me boosts and SC's
ANT Falcor: no secret
Phoney5211: OK Nintendo power's best is 1'22
ANT Falcor: IDIOTS DO NOT SEND~!
Phoney5211: what were your lap times on Luigi?
ANT Falcor: please this is top secret they won't BELIEVE ME!
ANT Falcor: if you keep THIS UP
ANT Falcor: man I just told you 3 min go!
Phoney5211: OK now explain the Luigi Raceway shortcut..... I know it, do you?
ANT Falcor: yeessssssss
Phoney5211: explain it then
Phoney5211: It was discovered by.........
Phoney5211: Jeos
ANT Falcor: hey maybe you don’t ... I’ll just be giving you a secret! your stalking me!
Phoney5211: and mastered by David Wonn..... now explain it!
Phoney5211: testing
Phoney5211: just admit your lying
And He leaves after this... He turned off his Instant Messages, and I hunted him down in chat rooms. Of course he would insult me with his kiddy po language, trying to avoid the inevitable... I wasn't going to let him just leave until he admitted his sin, and he did...... that simple! He will never hear from me again!
Ya gotta laugh at the part where I promise not to keep that lie of a secret he had!
