Last Updated 9/18/98 1201pm pacific time


Name: Kevin "Phoney" Booth
Email: mailto:Phoney5211@aol.com
Email2:KartElite2@hotmail.com
Birthdate: September 15, 1977
Location: Springfield, Oregon (was Pleasant Hill)
Occupation: Food Handler, Kart Web Page Writer and Elite Recruiter
Rank: Kart King B
Favorite Driver: Yoshi
Favorite Track: Kalimari Desert
Controller Used: Sharkpad Pro2
More Facts on Controller:
Controller Killed: Sharkpad #1, Right button from hitting on ground
Controller #2 Killed: Sharkpad #2, Analog Failure related to Top Gear Fustration =)
Controller #3 still works, but the Z button part is not in use, and it's DUCTED! Cancel That.. It's finished!
controller #4 Has a bad analog, and moves from side to side.
Controller #5 Sharkpad Pro 2 is taped up and has been retired!
Controller #6 is in Near Mint!
Worst Defeat: A 6 Year old beat me on Moo Moo Farm in VS mode
Unique tactic: My left hand's pointer finger covers the "L" button. Basically, I use the classic controller hold like with a nes or SNES controller! I listen to 80's Music to get pumped up, and finally, I rarely change Drivers for a specific track.

MARIO KART 64 TIME TRIAL TIMES



Track Driver 3 Lap Time 1 Lap Time 3 Lap SC Time 1 Lap SC Time
Luigi Raceway

Yoshi

1'39"68*

31"77*

1'21"63*

25"87**

Moo Moo Farm

Peach

1'15"02*

24"16*

NA

NA

Koopa Beach

Yoshi

1'22"05

26"45

NA

NA

Kalimari Desert

Yoshi

1'46"83

33"43*

NT

NT

Toads Turnpike

Toad

2'31"98

49"95

1'33"82

29"47*

Frappe Snowland

Peach

1'43"85

33"69

22"55*

5"45*

Choco Mountain

Yoshi

1'39"86

32"55

1'19"56

22"19*

Mario Raceway

Peach

1'15"52

23"65

53"70

16"33

Wario Stadium

Yoshi

3'45"70

1'14"41

18"78

4"53

Sherbet Land

Peach

1'40"44

32"84

NA

NA

Royal Raceway

Peach

2'27"59

48"26

1'46"17

32"81

Bowsers Castle

Peach

1'54"07

37"27

NA

NA

D.K. Jungle Park

Peach

1'58"50

37"11

22"77*

3"89*

Yoshi Valley

Yoshi

1'30"61

27"25

29"53

8"83

Banshee Boardwalk

Yoshi

1'47"34

35"06

NA

NA

Rainbow Road

Yoshi

5'04"03

1'40"73

3'51"85

1'15"67


SUPER MARIO KART TIMES

Track Driver 5 Lap Time 1 Lap Time Comments
Mario Circuit 1

DK JR

1'02"26

12"27

Lap Time Is OK

Donut Plains 1

DK JR

1'30"15

17"26

This Time Blows

Ghost Valley 1

Yoshi

55"70

2"40

Dang You Wonn!

Bowser Castle 1

DK JR

1'41"94

19"52

This Time Blows

Mario Circuit 2

DK JR

1'31"28

17"41

Yucky Time

Choco Island 1

DK JR

1'06"84

13"02

Still Kinda Blows

Ghost Valley 2

DK JR

1'18"66

14"22

3lap is Pathetic

Donut Plains 2

DK JR

1'46"97

21"11

YUCK

Bowser Castle 2

DK JR

2'13"14

24"53

I HATE THE CASTLE!

Mario Circuit 3

DK JR

1'52"59

21"12

What Can I Say?

Troopa Beach 1

Yoshi/Luigi

39"87

4"57

Wonn's Water Trick V2.01

Choco Island 2

DK JR

1'20"46

15"82

Yes I admit it, I suck

Vanilla Lake 1

DK JR

1'01"98

11"64

Ya Know, Maybe I don't suck

Bowser Castle 3

DK JR

1'59"45

22"41

Never Mind, I suck

Mario Circuit 4

DK JR

2'03"25

23"75

I think A Snail Past Me

Donut Plains 3

DK JR

1'39"05

19"31

I may have potential

Troopa Beach 2

DK JR

1'10"83

13"86

I'm not bad here either

Ghost Valley 3

DK JR

1'44"04

19"11

Please don't lap me!

Vanilla Lake 2

DK JR/Luigi

54"49

4"30

Will Not Conform Or Deny

Rainbow Road

DK JR

1'46"14

18"59

5 Good Laps= Trouble


*- Believed To Be World Records

**- World Record Tie

Since I last Updated:

WR in JUNGLE SC LAP, PR in Frappe 3lap, New MC1 SMK score!

BIGTIME WR IN DK JUNGLE PARK SC 3lap!

14 PRS in 96 HOURS!!!

Rank In Kart 64 Time Trials: 2nd/882,265
Approximate SMK Rank In The World: 1,343th/1,213,228
Approximate Rank In Diddy Kong R: 342/645,343

Actually I just made up these numbers, but I thought It would be funny to post them up.

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